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     Due to the current lack of humour in the occult community in general it is not wise or politic to reveal this secret. He has clothed the formula in the glamour of recondite symbols and hidden by heavy veils of occult bullshit so as only the True Initiate may learn this Most Holy secret and the innocent may retain their sanity….

~Inhale ye the smoke of Shiva, with joy and wild abandonment and partake of all the fruits of the earth that thou may desire … Feed thy hunger, I say, for by this simple act shall ye know the light of gnosis. Inside the furnace beauteous alchemy taketh place. The fruits of the earth are transmuted and Lo! They become the telesmatic substance, which thou hast prepared for. Feel thou the compulsion to enter the Temple and pay homage to the Iset Throne, the seat of divinity, receptacle of divine energies. Above the Throne stands the Ass-headed God that IACOBUS BURGUNDUS MOLESIS dare not speaketh off….also in its aspect of the HAWK which is the symbol of sight, I speaketh of the EYE…the EYE of HOOR.~

Let forth the telesmatic tears of HOOR, And let thine very soul enter the VOID!

"…They came to me about a year ago…I was sitting on the john…having one of those really satisfying  bowel movements…y'know those ones that border on mystical?…. Where you're like.... …EUHuhhhhhhUHourrAAaaaaahhhhAH!hhhhhhhhhhUUHhhhNNNNGGG!!!!! AHAhrraa-AHHH!!!!!! -OOoohhhhhh…..And There they were! Heh! Hundreds of the cutest little fat people… floating right in front of me! He-hEH! It was wonderful…and then...they SPOKE! They said...that I had been chosen…."
- Parry (Robin Williams) In "The Fisher King"

     Anyone who has smoked Pot knows (or should know) the wonderful sensitisation of the human body, particularly that of the proverbial 'oral' kind ... NOT THAT!, PERVERT!…you know…the munchies….

     
I was in just such a state one fateful night. I had by this time become very stoned indeed and had managed to consume a wide variety of sugary (and savoury) foodstuffs. For some time I was aware of the need to…well...shit. Lethargy and T.V conspired to keep me firmly crashed-out on the bed and thus the beast was comfortably left to gestate in its womb.

     
Whether it was the 'baby' kicking or whether it was the wicked alchemical reactions in my stomach as e-numbers met head on, I was prompted out of my lethargy into making the long trip to the bathroom in order to let loose the 'brown hounds of Satan' - Cthulhu was stirring and the 'stars were right' as it were…. Moonlight shone through the small window painting the porcelain in aetheric light and there I sat, feeling totally relaxed, ready to 'unleash the Kraken'.

     I shall not dwell on the sensation of the act itself but rather the parallel sensation that occurred in my mind:

     It felt like a whirlpool opened up at the base of skull and all my inner dialogue, all the chatter and whirring of cogs drained away leaving me in total silence of a full-on in-yer-face ego-less state. No comments about shit-for-brains please….. So strong was this effect that it lasted a good while. There and then I realised the possibility for the firing of sigils…and ergo a subject for an article!

     Such a powerful and efficient technique quite literally under our noses???!!!??!? This demanded investigation!

     I initially struck upon the idea of writing this secret in the Alchemical style of veiled symbolism simply 'for a laugh' (hhmm too much time on MY hands??!!) yet the research led me to think that maybe I had picked up on a 'cosmic current'!!!. My search for the occult nature of this bodily function seemed to lead me on a swift path in which I discovered more and more. It was as though some cosmic correspondence existed already - indeed the usual suspects of any respectable cosmic conspiracy ™ were present including The Golden Dawn, the Knights Templar, Crowley… Maybe even our good site-host Fnordboy too:

"I used whatever I wanted to launch my will into the Aether, a cigarette, a car horn, the process of going to the bathroom… Everything worked!"
 -The Beginnings of a Non-Paradigm by fnordboy

     Initially I turned to Crowley's Book of Lies for I knew full well where I might find interesting and erudite metaphors for the anus and indeed I was blessed with finding an applicable chapter. From The Book of Lies and Liber 777 came the symbolism of 'the eye of Hoor' and the Hawk.

     Amusing symbolism was found everywhere - one such was the description of the Occult uses of a Golden Dawn/Iset Throne as described in "Secrets of a Golden Dawn Temple" by Chic and Tabatha Cicero:

"In ancient times the throne represented the seat of divinity. Homage was paid to the throne…When a king  spoke from the throne his words were considered the utterances of God. The throne was regarded as a sacred dwelling-place which not only housed the Divine Spirit, but also acted as a container for spiritual energy, localising it at certain times and places ... The throne (is) a receptacle of divine energies."
-Chic and Tabatha Cicero. Secrets of a Golden Dawn Temple (page 49)

     And then, right on cue, the synchronicity happened…After growing tired of this investigation and needing a change of subject, I opened 'The Tao of Philosophy' by Alan Watts (this was 3:45am, February 10th 2000 according to my diary) and this was the first thing I saw:

"I have a friend who is a very enlightened Catholic convert, and in her bathroom she has an old-fashioned toilet, and on the pipe that connects the tank with the toilet seat there is a little framed picture of an eye. Underneath it, in gothic letters, is written 'thou God seest me'" (page 5)!!

Could I be on to something?
Could this be a signal from Cosmic Central control?
Could this be (Gasp!) my '23'??
Is God to live in a Bog???
Does the bog have the Buddha nature????!!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Perhaps...but if so this great magickal secret could not be kept to myself…

And that is why I bring this article to you, dear Reader…

… from the Occult Front-Line …

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This article and many others (including a Phil Hine article) can be found in the current issue of 'Queer Spirit' Magazine. Anyone interested in obtaining a copy please contact: Queerspirit@excite.co.uk

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