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Report #2: What
Would Six-6-Sick Do??%*$&??
Brace yourself Gentle
Reader for your Intrepid Reporter, Six-6-Sick, brings this report
to you from beyond the 'Occult Front-Line'… He has gone one
step further (being the hardcore kind of guy that he is) and
risked HIS VERY SOUL to bring you the latest report from … (drum
roll please) … BEHIND ENEMY LINES!!!!
That's right folks
Six-6-sick has penetrated the sphere of the 'saved', our good
Christian friends, to bring you the latest knowledge in Occult-Christian
meta-programming. Read on if you dare…
You may of recent
times have become aware of a particularly virulent 'meme' (or
'Word Virus' if you dig Uncle Bill Burroughs). This meme is
transmitted, from brain to brain, in a carefully crafted symbolic
vehicle - 'WWJD?' This 'word sigil' is an anagram for 'What
Would Jesus Do?'
The function of
this viral entity is to attach itself to a willing host and
transform them towards an ever more 'Christ-like' life (no doubt
to insure a comfy penthouse suite in Heaven). The mechanism
works thusly:
Whenever one takes
action, whether drinking tea or approached by a bum for change,
then a question is asked of one's self ... you got it!
"What
Would Jesus Do?"
... and act accordingly.
I would assume that,
since no one can state for sure what Jesus WOULD actually do,
there may be a degree of interpretation implicit in this process
but on the whole general behavioural similarities may indeed
result.
Upon learning of
this I did not do that which you would expect - i.e. vomit violently
at the twee plastic façade that seems to dominate (American)
Christianity - oh no, I did not do that. In fact … I began …
to …… think!! And shortly after I began to think
… something happened … an IDEA!
How could this
occult technology be appropriated for use by the more discerning
psychonaut??
It is here that
we must look to both classical occult sources as well as other
fields. In such fields we can find parallel tactics that both
inform us and can be informed by the 'WWJD?' technology.
Illumination, parallel themes, insanity and scope for improvement
can be found in: Evocation, possession work, Neuro Linguistic
Programming-style behaviour 'modelling', 'Method' acting, Islamic
daily observances, and more specifically Aleister Crowley's
individual style of Bhakti Yoga.
In all these endeavours
one is attempting to wear the 'mental clothing' of the target
persona, or even of something more abstract such as an 'ethos'.
This general technology can be used to achieve the martial ability
of Mars himself, to swim according to the behaviours of a top
swimmer, to be 'ridden' with the essence of the Loa-spirit Erzulie.
The 'WWJD?' device
can be used in all these practices with a little alteration.
I now make claim
to the legally recognized 'Intellectual Property' of 'WW(X)D?™'
!!!
Insert your own 'Christ'! Any
'god', whether mythical, human, or otherwise, can, with sufficient
research, be the subject of your working. Imagine the possibilities!!
Attract the ladies like 'The Fonze'!!! Float like a feather!!!
Sting like a Bee!!!! IT EVEN CURES BALDNESS!!!!!
( 'WW(X)D?™' Practitioner
box-set available for ONLY $5235.93!!!!! Contains 23 Tape cassettes
and one sheet of blank notepaper - Available ONLY from 'Seeker
Productions' )
Of course there
was some trial and error before your Intrepid Reporter refined
this technique. In the early stages of experimentation I was
fortunate enough to secure a date with a stunning Air-Stewardess
and had arranged to meet her at a very expensive London Restaurant
(that's right gentle reader YOU TOO can have WEALTH and FAME
and AIR STEWARDESSES if you utilise the knowledge to be found
in EACH AND EVERY article brought to you from the Occult front
line!). In preparation for this event your Intrepid Reporter
decided that it would be a perfect situation to test the efficiency
of the new 'WW(X)D?™' technology and promptly decided on
that horny lady's (and gentleman's!) man good old Uncle Aleister
Crowley. If, through the 'WW(X)D?™' technique, I could
tap into whatever it was old Crowley had then no doubt I would
soon be making the 'Beast With Two Backs'…
… And so it was that your Intrepid Reporter found
himself Marching into the restaurant and up to the table where
sat his Scarlet Woman, took his seat, and fixed her with his
best hypnotic/edgy/slightly-drunk/Crowley look and awaiting
rampant sex. Of course the full Golden Dawn ritual robe I was
wearing, and the various magickal implements that I clasped
to my Sequinned and gold-thread embroidered chest, had in fact,
as Crowley stated, made me quite invisible to the rest of the
diners. Indeed they even seemed to look away from me, huddling
together, some whispering fearfully, some giggling nervously,
as though sensing a great force amongst them. How true! However
…
Though this magickal
act had indeed allowed me to tap into a kind of 'Crowleyan'
sexual charisma and at the same time impress my Scarlet Woman
with my occult powers, it seemed that contrary to my will I
was invisible to her as well. You can imagine my surprise when
she promptly asked for the check and left 1.5 seconds later...
One can only imagine
that she erroneously thought I wasn't coming!!
Despite this small
complication further experimentation has yielded results. This
simple, so-very '1990s', device has fun application in many
magickal and/or meta-programming endeavours. In many ways it
could be said that this technology should teach us to pay closer
attention to 'Religions' so often dismissed by today's 'pagan'
community as 'irrelevant'. Christianity appears to be the only
major religious entity to have adapted in accordance with the
emergence of the Global Village and as such requires close observation.
This technology is indicative of the kinds of magick made possible
in a media-saturated environment - 'WWJD?' can be found stamped
on innumerable products from shirts to Coffee Mugs and books
in order to potentialize its memetic spread. That ignorant fanaticism
seems to be implicit in this Xtian evolution is yet further
need for such observation. Your Intrepid Reporter will endeavour
to keep such a watchful guard as he sees fit but may occasionally
need to go out, get a life, get drunk and party a bit…
… and that is why I bring this article to you,
dear Reader…
… from the Occult Front-Line …
Send comments and abuse to: Six-6-Sick
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This article and many others (including a Phil
Hine article) can be found in issue #2 of 'Queer
Spirit' Magazine (due for release in August 2000). Anyone
interested in obtaining a copy please contact: Queerspirit@excite.co.uk
